The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single ...
 
Author: TheOnion

The Onion: Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Suit
The Onion: Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Suit
The pardon assures that Libby will not face any more repercussions for his role in the Valerie Plame scandal or ...
 
Author: TheOnion

The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study. More coverage ...
 
Author: TheOnion

The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no ...
 
Author: TheOnion

Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to ...
 
Author: TheOnion

The Onion: Meteorologists Predict Worst Autumn Ever
The Onion: Meteorologists Predict Worst Autumn Ever
Experts advise that anyone venturing outdoors should be on the lookout for extremely crunchy leaves and winds as high as ...
 
Author: TheOnion

The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past
The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past
The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like ...
 
Author: TheOnion

Heather Bradley, Onion Talks - Part 3 of 3
Heather Bradley, Onion Talks - Part 3 of 3
Having survived cancer four times, only having one lung, having chronic progressive MS; being asthmatic, diabetic and contending with multiple ...
 
Author: womanszone

The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters
The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters
The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans.
 
Author: TheOnion

The Onion: Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad On McCain
The Onion: Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad On McCain
In response to Republican attacks, Barack Obama unleashed a series of slightly negative ads that gently point out how McCain ...
 
Author: TheOnion


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