Characters: Rainsford, General Zaroff
Scene 1:
This scene takes place in the hall outside General Zaroff's bedroom door, Rainsford is hiding behind a pillar, and Zaroff is walking.
Zaroff: As I walked to my door, beautifully, lovely-
Rainsford: Stop talking to yourself!
Zaroff: I decided to ignore the mysterious voice
Rainsford: Do you always talk to yourself?
Zaroff: Yes, yes I do, I replied
Rainsford: (groans)
Scene 2:
Zaroff has reached his door, Rainsford is waiting anxiously, for there is a password lock on the door. Zaroff leans over the door and speaks the password "I heart Paris Hilton" he departs and Rainsford runs to the door
Rainsford: Aha! Now it's his turn to be hunted!
Zaroff: I cannot hear the mysterious voice anymore!
Scene 3:
Zaroff is looking through the window at the dogs below, Rainsford is hiding behind a curtain.
Zaroff: I gazed sadly through the window at my beloved dogs, thinking that they wouldn't be able to satisfy me tonight, I sleep with a different one every night you see.
Rainsford: Good Lord!
Zaroff: Oh hello Rainsford, what brings you here?
Rainsford: Oh I was in the neighborhood and I thought I'd drop in.
Zaroff: Wonderful! You're just in time for evening tea, would you care for a cup?
Rainsford: That sounds lovely, thank you.
Scene 4:
This scene involves Rainsford and Zaroff having evening tea, until something goes horribly wrong....
Zaroff: Enjoying your tea?
Rainsford: Why yes thank you, it's delicious, what kind is it?
Zaroff: It's Chocolate-Chai I believe.
Rainsford: (spits out tea) I am allergic to grass! (Pulls out light-saber) En garde Zaroff!
Zaroff: (pulls out other light-saber) Splendid! We shall fight for Poochies honor!
Rainsford: But we are no longer in your bedroom, we are on the spaceship S.S. Flower Power, bound for the Death Star where I shall use you as my torpedo and save the Galaxy!!
Zaroff: (after being shot into space) Team Rocket's blasting off again!!!
Scene 5:
The Death Star is destroyed, but unfortunately so if Zaroff, Rainsford has a few words for the viewing audience
Rainsford: Let that be a lesson to all you kids, always remember to flush when you go to the bathroom.
THE END!!!!! (Finally!)
Author: Lindsay9828
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