Madtv 的短劇Levitol
歡迎指正
我不喜歡重貼影片，因為那樣會同時把網友的評論與鼓勵給刪掉(痛心‥)，但為了讓字幕能再正確一點，所以就‥
採用大字幕的原因是男主角的講話速度稍快。
namicml 的意見
thanks a lot :D!!
but i still missed 他口氣有臭屁??whats the original sentences like?
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我的回覆
I am not sure either, is it "kind of snoody like?" and, does sugar mean Sugar Ray Leonard? the person widely considered to be one of the best boxers of all time.
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淚弗投(拖)
台灣的西藥，有很多翻成中文的例子。
如：咳樂鈉，可他敏，美其敏，敏喘寧之類的。
我翻成「淚弗投」是不再會有過敏，涕淚縱橫的現象發生的意思。
google 了一下，發現真的有Levitol的藥，不過卻是抗憂鬱藥之類的。(For Mood and Mental Enhancement )
sugar
會不會是指前世界拳王 Sugar Ray Leonard
fancy britches(breeches)
馬褲，有沒有同性戀的意思我還不是很確定。
原文 (歡迎指正)
I always liked to work outdoors, but my allergies got the best of me...i thought those days were gone. then i asked my doctor about levitol and he said "Levitol...what is that?". and i said "I don't know, I think it's an allergy medication" so he said "Levitol? Levitol? ohh..uhh..do you mean LEVITROL?". kinda...snoody like. so i was like "oh, my bad, levitrol!" so he said "Yeah, you've definitley heard of Levitrol, not levitol, but then again, what do I know, I'm just a doctor". so i said "Can Levitrol help me ?" and he said "Sure, it'll clear all of your allergies with little known side effects but it's not a miracle drug, it can't cure gay! ". and i was like..."what?" and he's like "You heard me, Tinkerbell, it can't cure gay!" and I said "what's your problem?" and then he said "Hey, it's nothing to be ashamed of, lots of people have gay. very common" and I said "First of all...I'm not gay, and second of all, Gay is not a disease " and he's like "Wow, you're pretty smart fancy britches" and i said "DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY YOU SON OF A BITCH " he said "What? You blowin' up on me sugar? You wanna throw down? Cause I will drop you like a bad transmission" and i'm like "I DONT WANNA FIGHT I just wanna know if Levitrol is right for me!" and he said "I've ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S RIGHT FOR YOU. what are you, gay AND deaf?" and I was like "SCREW YOU. " and I threw a punch at him but he did this some kind of Kung-Fu block it was like KEE-YAH like this, and then he punched me in the throat and I must blacked out, because the next thing I remember I woke up on the roof of the parking garage in nothing but my underwear, and I was so cold. SO VERY VERY COLD. .
so... if you suffer from allergies,
then ask your doctor about Levitol, trol!levitrol.
Results may vary depending on your level of gay.
Author: gmaxsun
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